in harold & kumar go to whitecastle there's a sequence where harold's car is stolen by neil patrick harris, who plays himself in the movie
when harold tries to explain this to an officer who turns out to be a fan, cop snaps back: NPH WOULDN'T DO THAT!
genius screenwriting
so when holmes here refers to inland knights as "IK", too good not to use
haiku itself is in response to another generic sd dj event announcement + couple vodka tonics